MICHAEL MARRA IS PLAYING AT THE WINERY ON SATURDAY THE 2ND OF MAY.
THERE IS STIILL A FEW TICKETS LEFT FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO COME ALONG. £12 FROM THE WINERY SHOP OR OVER THE PHONE 01821642781
THERE'S CRUELTY IN WIT, IS THERE WIT WITHOOT? THERE'S ALWAYS A VICTIM AND DOES THE VICTIM EARN IT OR IS HE JUST THE HAPLESS TARGET OF A PASSING BULLY.
I ONCE EMAILED THE COMEDIAN BILL BAILEY WHO WAS COMING UP TO DUNDEE TO PERFORM AT THE CAIRD HALL AND I ASKED HIM IF HE COULD MAYBE POP IN AND OPEN MY NEW WINERY ON THE PASSING SO TO SPEAK. MY MESSAGE WAS IN A RESPECTFULL AND REVERENTIAL TONE BUT I DARED A BIT OF LEVERAGE SUGGESTING THAT GERRY SADOWIZCH WHO WAS DOING A GIG IN PERTH WAS ALSO A FINE COMEDIAN. I GOT NO RESPONSE AND JUDITH AND ME WENT ALONG TO BILL BAILEYS GIG ANYWAY.
NOW I KNOW WHERE THEY GET THEIR MATERIAL.
I WAS SHOCKED TO FIND THAT HE HAD COMPOSED A LITTLE OBLIQUE REFERENCE TO MY CHANCING REQUEST INTO HIS SOLILOQUOY WITH MENTION OF THE DUNDEE AREA BOASTING A FRUIT BASED ECONOMY (IT WAS FUNNY THE WAY HE SAID IT(APPARENTLY)) AND SOMETHING ELSE AND FOR A MINUTE I FROZE AT THE PROSPECT THAT I WAS ABOUT TO BE EXPOSED AND HUMILIATED IN A CROWDED ROOM. AS IT WAS HE DROPPED THE TOPIC WITH A DANGEROUS SOUNDING "YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE." I FELT AS IF I WAS GLOWING IN THE DARK.. THIS, I HAD THOUGHT, A MAN WITH WHOM I WOULD ENJOY HAVING A DRINK WITH IN A BAR. MAYBE NOT.
SO SORRY TO ANYONE I MAY HAVE OFFENDED WITH THIS SOMETIMES CAUSTIC BLOG APART FROM MY ENEMIES IN WHICH CASE GET STUFFED.
MICHAEL MARRA IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SINGERS AND WE ARE VERY LUCKY THAT HE IS COMING OUT TO THE WINERY TO PERFORM FOR US. WITH HIS TRADEMARK DEEP CROAKY TONES, HE SINGS, IN THE DUNDEE PATOIS, SELF PENNED SONGS FULL OF WIT AND POIGNANCY WHICH I'M SURE IS A WORD HE WOULD NEVER SAY AS IT IS THE SOUND MADE BY AN OVERWEIGHT MAN WITH A HAIRY CHEST AND BRACES FALLING ON TO A AN OLD SPRUNG BED BASE AND GETTING TANGLED UP DOWN THERE WHILST BOUNCING BRIEFLY, AS EVERY ONE KNOWS. I WOULD JUST LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO APOLOGIES TO ALL STOUT, BRACES WEARING ,GENTLEMEN EVERYWHERE IF, ACTUALLY, IT WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL.
ALSO REMEMBER THE BOTTLE SMASH COMPETITION COMING UP ON 31ST OF MAY
THERE IS STIILL A FEW TICKETS LEFT FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO COME ALONG. £12 FROM THE WINERY SHOP OR OVER THE PHONE 01821642781
THERE'S CRUELTY IN WIT, IS THERE WIT WITHOOT? THERE'S ALWAYS A VICTIM AND DOES THE VICTIM EARN IT OR IS HE JUST THE HAPLESS TARGET OF A PASSING BULLY.
I ONCE EMAILED THE COMEDIAN BILL BAILEY WHO WAS COMING UP TO DUNDEE TO PERFORM AT THE CAIRD HALL AND I ASKED HIM IF HE COULD MAYBE POP IN AND OPEN MY NEW WINERY ON THE PASSING SO TO SPEAK. MY MESSAGE WAS IN A RESPECTFULL AND REVERENTIAL TONE BUT I DARED A BIT OF LEVERAGE SUGGESTING THAT GERRY SADOWIZCH WHO WAS DOING A GIG IN PERTH WAS ALSO A FINE COMEDIAN. I GOT NO RESPONSE AND JUDITH AND ME WENT ALONG TO BILL BAILEYS GIG ANYWAY.
NOW I KNOW WHERE THEY GET THEIR MATERIAL.
I WAS SHOCKED TO FIND THAT HE HAD COMPOSED A LITTLE OBLIQUE REFERENCE TO MY CHANCING REQUEST INTO HIS SOLILOQUOY WITH MENTION OF THE DUNDEE AREA BOASTING A FRUIT BASED ECONOMY (IT WAS FUNNY THE WAY HE SAID IT(APPARENTLY)) AND SOMETHING ELSE AND FOR A MINUTE I FROZE AT THE PROSPECT THAT I WAS ABOUT TO BE EXPOSED AND HUMILIATED IN A CROWDED ROOM. AS IT WAS HE DROPPED THE TOPIC WITH A DANGEROUS SOUNDING "YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE." I FELT AS IF I WAS GLOWING IN THE DARK.. THIS, I HAD THOUGHT, A MAN WITH WHOM I WOULD ENJOY HAVING A DRINK WITH IN A BAR. MAYBE NOT.
SO SORRY TO ANYONE I MAY HAVE OFFENDED WITH THIS SOMETIMES CAUSTIC BLOG APART FROM MY ENEMIES IN WHICH CASE GET STUFFED.
MICHAEL MARRA IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SINGERS AND WE ARE VERY LUCKY THAT HE IS COMING OUT TO THE WINERY TO PERFORM FOR US. WITH HIS TRADEMARK DEEP CROAKY TONES, HE SINGS, IN THE DUNDEE PATOIS, SELF PENNED SONGS FULL OF WIT AND POIGNANCY WHICH I'M SURE IS A WORD HE WOULD NEVER SAY AS IT IS THE SOUND MADE BY AN OVERWEIGHT MAN WITH A HAIRY CHEST AND BRACES FALLING ON TO A AN OLD SPRUNG BED BASE AND GETTING TANGLED UP DOWN THERE WHILST BOUNCING BRIEFLY, AS EVERY ONE KNOWS. I WOULD JUST LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO APOLOGIES TO ALL STOUT, BRACES WEARING ,GENTLEMEN EVERYWHERE IF, ACTUALLY, IT WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL.
ALSO REMEMBER THE BOTTLE SMASH COMPETITION COMING UP ON 31ST OF MAY
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