Crossed the line?

I'm a firm believer that if you get enough exercise you can probably drink as much as you like. Now some doctory fellow will probably read this and say. "Trow thow misguided mongoose thow lying cuttlefish." I don't know why he's a Shakesperean doctor, you don't see many of them these days, that'll probably start bothering me next week but, there you go as the man said to the kittens before flinging them in to the river in a bag. I just make this stuff up, as the monkey said to the camel. They used to say a lot of that kind of stuff on the farm or another running joke would be "Pass that tool over here." to the chorus of "That's what she said last night" followed by a cossack style "Hey!"
Happy days.
Ah the old days on the farm.Going back then you got plenty exercise at work; mucking out the byre by hand for example. What a blessing when they brought in the fork. Much physical labour at the workplace is now either superseded by technology or illegal these days but I mean you knew that. Nowadays I'm getting into a bit of, like pointless exercise; walking and cycling in particular. Take tomorrow; I'm away on a lengthy cycle run stopping off in Dundee to see the start of a marathon that Cairn O Mohr are sponsoring, I'm not running it, I'd sooner run a marathon har de har har!!.Oh deary me.
People ask me to do all sort of sponsoring, every week there's a new request; somebody wanting help to open this or launch that. I launch a turd down the pan the other day but I didn't go phoning around local businesses for support. Sorry about that I hope you weren't eating Rice Krispies.
"Think of the exposure." They say
People die of exposure.
Here's the elderberries in.